SportsBone has arrived!

Welcome to SportsBone – the web’s number one blog for all things SportsBone related! Before we begin, we realize that you may have questions about SportsBone. We’d like to answer those questions so that you can focus on SportsBone and not that growing sense of unease and disaffectedness you’re experiencing.

1. What is SportsBone?
SportsBone can’t be adequately described by human language. The best we can do is say that SportsBone is more like the femur than the clavicle, more like the unincorporated than the incorporated, more like CSI Miami than CSI New York.

2. Why SportsBone?
After decades of deliberation, the assorted conglomeration of scientists, public relations consultants, philosophers, and zoo keepers that SportsBone collectively refers to as “Mommy,” decided that it was time to release their creation (some say abomination) upon the world. In order to facilitate their handiwork’s acceptance into society, they decided to give it a name. “SportsBone” was the unanimous choice as it would attract both sports fans and random internet porn searches.

3. Where is SportsBone?
Of course we can’t reveal the actual whereabouts of our secret lair but we can tell you that SportsBone is mobile and could be RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

4. When is SportsBone?
Basically, anytime is the right time for SportsBone. For us though, nothing’s better than SportsBone after a nice meal of pig liver and radicchio. We will curl up next to the fire with our special lady friend, break out the Othello board, and spark up the SportsBone.

5. How do you SportsBone?
SportsBone can be snorted, injected, or hickory smoked. Most people just read it though.